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gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

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iouspn:

im sorry but if you dont like manatees you really need to fucking sort yourself out because look at them

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they only exist to make you happy

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look at that face

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they’re literally just the birth child of a pebble a cow and a hippo look at them

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this guy is so high on life rn

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they’re so squishy omg

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he just wants a hug

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like how can you not idek they’re just so floaty and happy and care free

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bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

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princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

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saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

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fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the…

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

hashkitty:

MOTHER FUCKER

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caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

Always reblog because perfection.

I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.

This is sacred

This is beautiful.

I thought it was going to be the tractor angel

Not any more because of this fucking long post

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foxxies:

I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all

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marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD

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I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

i hate everything

Can anybody explain this to me?

That is a blank piece of sheet music. Musical notes are used to write music. Those notes are absent from the sheet music, and so for it to be music it needs…..notes. 

…. You son of a bitch.

I’m a music nerd… I HAD to reblog this due to the music-geek-on-tumblr code of ‘99

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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freshorphresh:

Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.

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